C.A.I.A.B.

(Cardiac Arrest In A Bottle)

Rating

7/10

Description and Notes

This concoction was given the gift of life because I needed to clear out my fridge before I left to do side quests all of December. I'd like to say that each component of this medical bill waiting to happen got a short story. The Manzanita Sol came from Pizza Guy when it was ordered for da late night studying for the 3rd Vector Midterm. The Reign Storm and Pink Monster were given to me for free by their respective campus ambassadors (but imma be real, either of them look like they attended the school). Both the redbulls were my emergency energy drinks (always gotta keep one for an emergency). Now both the Mtn Dew energy drinks came from da snack shop because I never seen this bev before (natural curiosity ig). Now for the actual combo, it was definitely energizing. Thank god the Manzanita Sol overpowered all the other flavors because if it wasn't for that, this wouldn't been straight stomach acid from how acidic it was. something like 800 mg of caffeine and a fuckton of sugar.

Ingredients and Instructions

  • Sugarfree Redbull
  • Redbull
  • Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  • Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  • Mtn Dew Fruitpunch KickStart
  • Mtn Dew Lime Energy Drink (? sorry for the poor documentation)
  1. Get dem ingredients
  2. Get a 2L bottle or bigger (not optional; I needed to use my pho container to store the overflow)
  3. Empty all the drinks into one
  4. drink that jawn and don't sleep for the next 33 hours

Location / Coordinates

Half Dome Dorm